What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Wiki-anon? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Smashers, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret phonecalls to Nintendo, and I have over 300 confirmed followers. I am trained in Miiverse Gang warfare and I’m the top report bomber in the entire LOMM. You are nothing to me but just another alt. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this website, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over Le Miiverse Resource? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of alts across the Legend of Zelda Community and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the ban, maggot. The ban that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your account. You’re fucking banned, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can report you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my main account. Not only am I extensively trained in report bombing, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Le Miiverse Resource Moderators and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy chat block your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking keyboard. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn newb. I will shit blocks all over you and you will drown in them. You’re fucking banned, kiddo.